Otter Pops - simple frozen treat or fruit flavored crack in a plastic tube?

I swear I'm going to need a 12 step program for these things soon. I can't stop eating them. Thank goodness they have only 15 calories each. Granted, my blood sugar is so whacked I'm probably going to end up in a diabetic coma soon, but my caloric intake shall remain low. Yea verily, it shall.

Excuse me now. I believe I hear Alexander the Grape calling for me.