Am I the only one who finds it odd that in "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)", the two people get caught cheating on each other, yet they just laugh about it and it seemingly makes their relationship better? I don't know about you, but I think, in the real world, they would have a screaming knockdown in the middle of "O'Malley's" and end up on Jerry Springer - not sipping pina coladas together and making love at midnight.