From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, The Good, The Bad and The Hairy:

Marshal Marseilles Marsala
The entire bovine revolution mushroomed once the great Marshal Marseilles (said mar-SAY) Marsala took up the cause. Though he was part French, he was no petit filet. Ya see, his great-great-uncle was the one and only NAPOLEON "T-BONE" APARTE, so leadin' the pro-chicken charge was in his blood. Fact is, many a steer eater steered plumb clear o' the Marshal as he decreed his hometown o' Salt Lick City, Utah: CHIKIN ONLEE.