We recently renewed our auto insurance. The new policy arrived in the mail today. As I was skimming through it earlier, I came across something that made me laugh out loud.

You know what? If a nuclear weapon were to discharge inside my car (even accidentally because you know how sensitive that one I've been lugging around in the back can be), I somehow think that making a "bodily injury" claim on my auto insurance policy is going to be the last thing on my and everyone within about 100 mile radius of my car's mind.