From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, One-Hit Wonder Cows:

These spandex-and-pleather-clad rockers were known for putting on the wildest live shows in the West. But due to the inordinate amount of hairspray, they did it without pyrotechnics. One night, lead guitarist Ron Von Bovine attempted to take out some burger eaters in the front row. He is now credited with pioneering the stage dive.