From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, One-Hit Wonder Cows:

For nearly four months, there was nobody bigger than these smooth-toned steers. But the frosted hair tips, choreographed dance routines, and flashy matching outfits couldn't hide the fact that they were pushing 35 - in cow years. One of the Boyz is now pursuing a solo career, while the rest pretend they were never in the band. But we all remember the summer they serenaded the nation about the tender side of chicken.