From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, One-Hit Wonder Cows:

What he lacked in talent, he made up for in hair. Ladies loved Mulletcut for his role as Dr. Chaz Navarro on a daytime soap opera. Guys related to his passion for chicken - and pants with 57 zippers. Even after his soap was canceled and his hairline receded, Bobby continued to sell out stadiums. In Germany.