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October 15, 2008
3:03 pm

How to Bathe a Kitty - The Moo Way

Fill the tub part way with warm water. Corral and fetch kitty.

Wet her down. Note: Repeating, "See? That's not so bad." will help make you feel better. Kitty will not agree and will continue plotting ways to kill you later.

Converse. You: "I'm only doing this for your own good." Kitty: "I'm so going to poop in your shoe later."

Lather. Rinse. Receive evil death glare. Repeat.



I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!

Drain kitty thoroughly then wrap her in towel for drying and lots of cuddles.


wow kitty looked quite calm during the entire process. Kitty baths here involve fighting, growling and blood during the shoes. She doesn't wait to poop in shoes later. LOL

posted by mary on 10/16/08 at 4:37pm

MARY:
I've definitely been blessed with a cat who doesn't mind being in the tub. Josie is a joy to bathe. Our other cat, Zoe, who died earlier this year, would have been more like what you describe - lots of kicking, clawing and screaming (both on my part and hers).

posted by Moo on 10/16/08 at 4:43pm

I wouldn't turn my back on her. You know she'll make you pay for this torture! :-) That's why I take the easy way, send kitty to groomers.

posted by kelly f on 10/16/08 at 4:55pm

KELLY:
I gave her my heating pad and turn it on for her constantly. All has been forgiven.

posted by Moo on 10/16/08 at 4:58pm

..."tonight's Rays-Red Sox playoff game has been pre-empted, so that we may bring you the following Animal Planet special..."

posted by Gordo on 10/16/08 at 11:55pm

I figured Mr. Moo was taking the photos but then he's in the last two shots. Was the camera on self-timer or are these stills from a camcorder?

posted by Sandy on 10/18/08 at 10:31am

GORDO:
Did you watch the game on Thursday?!?! OMG! Still having a heart attack!

posted by Moo on 10/18/08 at 10:35am

SANDY:
Neither. These are captures from the Random MooCam, which I set up in the bathroom just for the occasion.

posted by Moo on 10/18/08 at 10:36am


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