From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, One-Hit Wonder Cows:

With the overnight success of her first and only hit, Lady Marinade became known as the Material Heifer. Soaking up the newfound fame, this diamond-clad diva's ego was off the charts - much like every other song she ever recorded. Still starved for attention, Lady Marinade now hosts a chicken-cooking reality TV show called "Filet Factor".