From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, The Bovines in Blue:

The Filet Team
After escaping from a maximum-security stockade, this renegade herd of Holsteins has taken burger enforcement into their own hooves. Led by Mr. T-Bone, with his signature phrase, "I pity da' fowl!" the Filet Team practices a red-hot brand of justice, tracking down burger eaters and making them spit it out for chicken.