From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, The Bovines in Blue:

Grill Street Blues
Notorius for his flame-grilled temper and unorthodox methods, Sgt. Randy Steakowitz of the Special Grilling Unit often finds himself embroiled in controversy. The well-seasoned sergeant's interrogations usually employ his patented "good sandwich/bad sandwich" technique, squeezing confessions fromt he most determined of criminals. Under Sgt. Steakowitz, the meat scales of justice have never been the same.