From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, The Bovines in Blue:

Angus, PI
Expensive cars and gorgeous heifers are just some of the benefits of working for eccentric millionaire Chuck Porterhouse III. Sporting shades and a stockpile of floral shirts, studly private investigator Ross Angus leads a life of seemingly endless car chases and hoof-fights. Anything to keep the island of Mooui safe for chicken lovers.