From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, The Bovines in Blue:

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As members of the California Hamburger Patrol, Officer Frank "Munch" Muncherello and his straitlaced partner, Jon Beefcaker, are all too familiar with the recent rash of burger smuggling that has plagued the highways of southern California. Patrolling the beat in aviator shades and rump-hugging pants, Munch and Jon have busted everyone from common jerky-heads to international beef lords.