From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, The Bovines in Blue:

Cowlumbo
Don't be fooled by his slovenly appearance and slow-witted ramblings. Lt. Cowlumbo leaves no bun unturned, solving the most gristly cases before the ketchup even dries. Beef eaters, beware! Cowlumbo will be all over you like a bad horsefly.