From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, The Bovines in Blue:

Judge Phyllis Cheesesteak
Forget trial by jury. This saucy heifer serves up justice faster than a drive-thru. With the help of her baliff, "Bull," Judge Phyllis has presided over hundreds of cases ranging from voluntary cowslaughter to illegal bun laundering. She's even butted heads with notorious crime boss Timmy "The Spatula" Zambrano.