From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, The Bovines in Blue:

Hoofer, Texas Wrangler
The Lone Star State has been home to some legendary characters, but none more so than Hoofer, Texas Wrangler. With a black belt in moo-jitsu, Hoofer greets criminals with a swift round-roast kick to the face. But beneath his leathery hide he has a heart of gold, reaching out with open hooves and encouraging misguided children to stay away from beef.