From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, The Bovines in Blue:

Baloney Vice
In the high-stakes game of international beef trafficking, all roads lead through Baloney Beach. But thanks to mulleted mooers Ronny Brisquet and Rafael de Vaca, those days are coming to an end. Wearing an array of pastels and polyester, these undercover cows will do anything to bust crime chef Fatty Empanada.