From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, The Bovines in Blue:

Chuckie's Heifers
If you're packing heat - the heat that makes burgers - you'd better hope these hot-tempered heifers don't find you. With their alluring beauty, special agents Bearnaise, Hollandaise and Mayonnaise may look like angels, but they hurt like a Charlie horse. There's no tougher meat on the Special Chicken Task Force.