From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, The Bovines in Blue:

MooGyver
Working for a top-secret foundation called the Feedlot, Agent MooGyver has an uncanny ability to escape even the greasiest situations. Whether he's fashioning a zip-line from a piece of bailing wire or disarming a barbeque grill with a paper clip, the resourceful MooGyver has guided countless villains toward the ways of chicken-eating.