Potty Break, a story in pictures

Before we go outside: Yes, I know it's freezing out there. I don't want to go out in the cold anymore than you do. However, you cannot pee in the house so we're going.

As soon as we get outside: No, your pee will not freeze as it's coming out. I promise. It's not THAT cold.

Once he runs around a bit and realizes it's not so bad being outside: Will you hurry up and poop already?! I'm cold! Let's go!