Dear Potential Clients,

When I return your phone call from yesterday to discuss your project and you have absolutely no recollection of calling me or who I am, I get very nervous and my desire to work with you starts heading for the door. When you start pressing buttons on your phone in the middle of our conversation not once, but three times, and nearly cause me permanent hearing loss, my desire to work with you is no longer heading for the door, it's long gone. And, please, don't argue with me when I tell you I'm not able to take new clients at this time. I'm trying to politely decline your project. Accept it and move on.

Thank you,
Moo