From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, Great Works of Cow Literature:

Salisbury in Wonderland
After falling into a hole while grazing for hay, the young Salisbury finds herself in an eccentric world where no bovine is what he seems. Despite warnings from the Cattledee and Cattledum, Salisbury is entrapped by the Chef of Hearts. But the quick-witted calf soon escapes after distracting the Chef with the Furry Hatter's riddle: "Which came first, the chicken or the bun?"