From this year's Chick-fil-A calendar, Great Works of Cow Literature:

Robinson Cowrusoe
While searching for a new oat trading route, a mariner named Cowrusoe becomes stranded on an uncharted island in the Cowribbean with only the hay on his back. But despite having all the lush grass he can possibly chew, Cowrusoe's only true happiness lies in persuading the local tribe of burger-eaters to set their sights on the island's wild poultry instead.