French. I started learning it in high school, but never became truly fluent in it and I've always wanted to be able to speak a second language well.

mandarin, nuff said

KELLY:
Gee, how did I know you would say that? :-)

Russian because it sounds like Sid Caesar, lol.

JAMES:
Whatever works for you! I can think of worse reasons. :-)

I would learn Spanish.

ANNA-MARIA:
There's no time like the present. You should take a class!