Roughly once per year. Worst haircut ever? A chin-length bob that I got at the campus hairdresser in college. She didn't layer it properly underneath, so, rather than curling under at my chin like it should have done, it flared outward. Horrible, horrible haircut.

When my wife and daughter says "Ithink we need to cut your hair" I sit on a stool on the back patio and they have at it. Cost $00. My son on the other hand goes to a stylist and pays $25 plus a tip and looks no better than I do.

JOHN:
Hey! I go to the same type of salon as you! It's located in our bathroom and is owned by Mr Moo. Price is about the same, too. :-) Mr Moo, on the other hand, is like your son. He goes to the same barber he's been going to since he was a young boy and spends a fortune to get a flat top. I don't get it either.