If you died today, who would give your eulogy, and what would be said?
| category: Hard-Hitting |
From what I've observed in my fifty some years - if you want a long eulogy and a large crowd - either you die very rich and influential or you die while you're young and have a lot of friends yet living in this dimension, as it were. As for who would speak - whoever Kathy selected, if anyone. And as for what they would say, haven't a clue. I would like a priest from every major religion to read a small prayer out of their holy books. And then I think I would make the parrishoners sit through all six Star Wars movies (being only allowed to get up if they raise their hands and only if they have to use the toilet) and at the end of the last one, have my face spliced into where Darth Vader (who has been turned into the kid) is waving good-bye. I also want the origianl E-wok song and dance number back at the end. And the scene where the e-wok is banging on the Stormtrooper helmuts. And I want someone to cover up the zippers on the backs of the E-woks. Ah, but I am asking too much. |
Don't have to worry about that. There will be no eulogy. I have all pre planned..... immediate family only (wife and kids) no announcement, no funeral, cremation within a day. |
I have donated my body to medical research, so my eulogy will probably be undertaken by pathologists standing round my corpse in the laboratory and saying things like: "This woman was obviously very fond of large quantities of Jack Daniels...just look at the state of her liver. We should definitely get this into formaldehyde for future study..." |
JOHN H: |
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GINGER: |
I dont care cause i am dead |
ROBERT: |
I assume it would be given by Mr Moo or my sister. As to what they would say, I really don't know. Mr Moo would probably talk about how much the kitties would miss me.